Anthu akhala akuchita zojambulajambula kwa zaka zambirimbiri. Anthu akale ankakhulupirira kuti zojambula m'thupi zimalimbikitsa mantha kwa adani ndikupatsa mphamvu za Mulungu. M'dziko lamakono lino, sitiyeneranso kuopseza adani, koma padali kusowa kofotokozera.
Ena amasonyeza chithunzi cha wokondedwa pa thupi, zina zizindikiro za Chitchainizi, koma palinso ena amene amasankha zithunzizo mochititsa mantha kwambiri. Sitikuganiza kuti izi ndi zosankha zokhazikika, motsimikizika kuti pali zolinga zakuya zobisika pano, koma mulimonsemo, ngati munakonzeratu kujambula, ndizotheka kuti mutatha kuona vutoli, mutha kusintha maganizo anu.
1. Wow! Zomveka zedi komanso zowonjezereka, ndizochita zamalonda, ngakhale ... zoopsya! Zikuwoneka kuti msungwana uyu ndidi cyborg, yokhala ndi zitsulo ndi zinyamulira. Inde, tinganene kuti lingalirolo ndilopachiyambi, koma kenanso. Munthuyo ali ndi thupi ndi magazi, osati a chitsulo.
2. O, ndi diso lokongola bwanji! Koma nchifukwa ninji pa dziko lapansi panali diso lodabwitsa lodziwika pa dzanja lake? Chochititsa chidwi n'chakuti, ndipo kumbali ina pali diso lachiwiri? Samalani pa eyelashes: zikuwoneka kuti maso ali pafupi kutuluka misozi. Ndizozengereza bwanji! Ngati mukuganiza kuti ichi ndi chokhacho chachikulu cha diso, mukulakwitsa. Chizindikiro ichi pa dzanja chikuwonekera kwambiri pakati pa okonda zithunzi pa thupi.
3. Pano, chonde, wina wokonda diso lachitatu! Mwinamwake, iye amaganiza kuti ndizozizira. M'malo mopusa, ndipo mwinamwake zowawa kwambiri, chifukwa Khungu pa khosi ndi lochepa kwambiri. Komabe, mnyamatayo sanaime, adajambula m'maso mwake ndipo tsopano akhoza kuopseza ena.
4. O, ayi. Monga ngati phokoso lokha silowopsya popanda ziphwanjo zoopsya ndi madontho a magazi. Mwinamwake ichi ndi chowopsya chowopsya kwambiri chomwe inu mungakhoze kulingalira. Ndipo kwenikweni, izi ndi chiyani ndi manja ake? Zili ngati kuti anang'amba khungu lake ndipo anatuluka. Koma chinthu chowopsya kwambiri n'chakuti zojambulajambula zimapangidwa mwaluso kwambiri komanso zenizeni.
5. Zithunzizi zidzakopera mafano a mafilimu, koma ena amavomereza kuti amawapangitsa kuti asinthe. Inde, zojambula pa thupi ndi chimodzi mwa njira zodzifotokozera tokha, ndipo ndibwino kuti tikukhala m'dziko limene ma tattoo saloledwa, koma zithunzi izi zimangodabwitsa ena, palibe kenanso. Kodi mungalingalire momwe chonyamulira cha zojambulajambulachi chimapita ku positi? Inde, mantha!
6. Mwachidziwikire palibe cholakwika ndi chiwerengero cha mthunzi. Komabe, chinachake ndi cholakwika ndi kalulu wolemba zizindikiro. Choyamba, nchifukwa ninji ali woipa kwambiri? Kawirikawiri mithunzi ya akalulu ndi yokongola kwambiri komanso yosangalatsa, koma izi zikuwoneka kuchokera ku mdima. Ndipo ndichifukwa chiani ichi chiri pakhosi langa? Zikuwoneka ngati zazikulu komanso zachilendo, koma chinthu choopsa kwambiri ndi chakuti aliyense amawona. Pafupifupi ndithu agalu onse ndi ana ang'ono akuwopa chithunzichi.
7. Ngati munthu amene adalemba zizindikirozi, adziwonetsera yekha kuti "Ine", ndiye kuti mwina ali ndi misanthrope, amadana ndi anthu onse. Ameneyu anali msilikali wotchuka wa buku la Victor Hugo la "The Man Who Raughs", lomwe, mwachiwonekere, linawonetsedwa ndi wojambula pamapazi a wokonda zizindikiro. Tiyenera kupereka ulemu kwa wolemba wa luso loopsya - ma grimace anatsimikiziranso kuti pang'onopang'ono phokosolo likutuluka m'thupi.
8. Chifaniziro china choipa ndi zombie. Nchifukwa chiyani mukulemba chojambula, mukachiyang'ana, chimakhala chosasangalatsa? Kuti muziyamikiridwa ndi kukuwonetsani momwe inu muliri ozizira, mukuwopsya ena? Pachifukwa ichi, wolembayo anapeza zotsatira zosiyana: zolemba izi ndi zonyansa kuposa kuyamikira.
9. Zoonadi, pali zizindikiro zambiri zowononga moyo ndi maso. Poyamba amawopsya choyamba ndi kukula kwake, ndiyeno kujambulidwa kosavuta kwa eyelashes kumayambitsa kusokonezeka. Mwinanso onse amawonetsa maso aakazi okha. Poyang'ana kutalika kwake ndi kuchuluka kwake kwa eyelashes, ambiri adauziridwa ndi maso a Kim Kardashian. Chizindikiro ichi chifukwa cha ubwino wa maimdima amachititsa kukhala ndi nkhawa kwambiri, ndipo dzanja kumanga mipiringidzo ya grill kumangowonjezera kumverera.
10. N'zosatheka kuti zochitika kuchokera mu kanema "Lachisanu, 13" pa gawo lina la thupi ndi lingaliro labwino. Kuwonetsera pa mkono kapena mwendo wanu mndandanda wa misala kapena wina wakupha ndi wodabwitsa. Pambuyo pake, sizingowoneka ngati zoopsa - fano la wakuphayo limasamutsidwa kwa mwini wake wa chithunzi. Musanayambe kujambula chithunzichi, ganizirani, koma mungafune kudziwika ndi chithunzithunzi cha shuga m'thupi lanu?
11. "Chikopa cha nkhope", msilikali wa filimu yowopsya, imagweranso mndandanda wa zizindikiro zowononga. Inde, mmodzi mwa anthu achimuna a ku Texas Chainsaw Massacre, ndi mawonekedwe ake apamwamba, adalowa mu mbiri ya dziko la cinema, koma kumbukirani kuti si onse omwe amasangalala ndi mafilimu oopsya ndipo ambiri sadziwa yemwe "Leatherface" ali. Kotero mmalo mowonetsera wakupha ndi wodwalayo, pezani chithunzi cha wina.
12. Apa ndi imodzi mwazowawa komanso nthawi yomweyo zojambula zojambula. Pano pali masewero a mawu: "Pitirizani kugonana" ndipo "khalani mmenemo", ndi mbali imodzi, kulimbikitsa ziganizo zomwe nthawi zambiri zimalankhula kwa omwe ali osowa, ndipo akhoza kumasuliridwa kuti "musataye mtima, musataye mtima" ndipo "gwiritsitsani, musabwerere pansi." Komabe, ngati mumaganizira zithunzi zochititsa mantha, mawuwa angamasulidwe motere: "chigambachi ndi chapamwamba" (pansi pa guillotine) ndi "vzdernis" apa (pansi pamtengo). MaseĊµera amtundu akhoza kukhala abwino kwambiri, koma ndizosayenera kuti azigwiritsira ntchito zizindikiro, ndizolakwika kwambiri kuti musawone.
13. O, Mulungu wanga! Ichi ndi chimodzi mwa zithunzi zonyansa kwambiri za joker. Sitikunenedwa kuti wapangidwa molakwika, chifukwa kwenikweni zolemba zidachitidwa mwaluso, ndipo mwachiwonekere zimakhala nthawi yochuluka ndi ndalama, koma ntchitoyi ikuwopsyeza. Manja aakulu achikasu, mkamwa wamagazi wolakwika ndi maso ofiira, mitambo ya ziwombankhanga zomwe zimapanga mbali yapamwamba ya nkhope - zonsezi zingakhale zochititsa mantha kwenikweni kwa munthu wina wam'kati. Ngati mukufuna anthu pa gombe kuti afuule mwadzidzidzi nthawi zonse mukawabwezera, zizindikirozi zikhoza kuchita bwino, koma mwinamwake mudzadandaula posakhalitsa, choncho musazichite konse.
14. Ngati simunasankhe zolemba zolemba, gwiritsani ntchito njira yosavuta. Choyamba muyenera kudzifunsa kuti: "Kodi ndikufunadi cholembera?" Ngati yankho lanu ndilo inde, pitirizani monga chonchi: "Kodi padzakhala diso pachithunzichi?" Ngati yankho ndilo, muyenera kuganizira, mwina mukuchita chinachake cholakwika. Maganizo ofananamo ayenera kupereka mayankho olimbikitsa ku mafunso okhudza magazi, zithunzi zonse za kupha kapena chithunzi cha wakupha, nyama zoopsa ndi mipeni. Ndichophweka!
15. Muthandizanso kupanga chisankho choyenera ngati pali zinthu za khungu losweka m'chifanizo, kuwonetsetsa zitsulo zachitsulo za cyborg. Ngati inde, ganiziraninso mozama, ndipo ngati kuli koyenera kuchita zolembera, chifukwa nthawi yomwe mumakhalapo, mumadzimva nokha kuvala kwa thupi lanu.