Kafukufuku wapangidwa anasonyeza kuti anthu ambiri Lolemba mmawa amamva ngati zombie. Izi zikhoza kuwonedwa poyang'ana zosonkhanitsa zathu.
Lolemba ndi tsiku lovuta, chifukwa ndilovuta kwambiri pamapeto a sabata (makamaka ngati kuli mkuntho) kudzuka m'mawa, kukonzekera kupita kusukulu kapena ntchito. Zithunzi zotsatirazi zimatsimikizira kuti si aliyense amene angathe kupanga dongosololi "mwangwiro", chifukwa Lolemba m'mawa ndi zovuta.
1. Chithunzi chomwe chikhoza kuonekera m'maofesi ambiri kumayambiriro kwa sabata yatha.
2. Mkaziyo alidi "zombi", sanazindikire kuti anaiwala chisa cha tsitsi lake.
3. "Lolemba ndimadutsa, ndikusonkhanitsa kwa mphindi 7 kuti ndigwire chipata. Nditakhala pansi, sindinakhulupirire. "
4. Zomwe zimakhalapo pamtambo, zomwe palibe yemwe amadabwa nazo. Chinthu chachikulu ndicho kukhala ndi nthawi yoti mudzutse pamalo anu.
5. "Ndinkangofuna kumwa yogurt m'mawa. Ndibwino kuti sikutentha tiyi. "
6. "Dzulo panyumba pankakhala phwando, ndipo kwa ine ndi katsabo kakuonekeratu kuti iyo inachitikira pamwambamwamba."
7. Mwamunayo amasonyeza ndi mawonekedwe ake onse Lolemba mmawa kunali kovuta kwambiri.
8. Ngati mumasangalalira usiku, ndiye kuti m'mawa mumatha kugona mu malo alionse ndi kulikonse.
9. Musadzuke, mutenge kapu ya khofi yatsopano.
10. Ngakhale aphungu amadziwa zomwe zili - Lolemba mmawa mmawa.
11. Izi ndi zomwe papa akuwoneka ngati m'mawa, pambuyo pa tchuthi la ana achiwawa.
12. Ngati ndinu mlonda, izi sizikutanthauza kuti m'mawa kumayambiriro kwa sabata simukufuna kugona.
13. Kupita ku ofesi, pamsewu mungathe kuona izi. Kodi wina anaiwala kuvala nsapato?
14. Munthu ali wokonzeka zambiri, chinthu chachikulu ndi kugona kwa mphindi zisanu ndi zinai.
15. Pamene Lolemba mmawa usanayambe ntchito ndinkafuna kuwongola ndevu zanga ndikusakaniza phokoso.
16. "M'maŵa sindinathe kumvetsa chifukwa chake ndakhala ndikukakamiza kampeni kakang'ono, koma sanasiye."
17. Tip of the day: kupita ku sitolo Lolemba mmawa, onetsetsani kuti muyang'ane nokha pagalasi.
18. Mkhalidwewu, kamodzi mwaiwala kuiyikapo chinachake, umadziwika, koma kuti ukhale wosakanikirana ndi chinthu chatsopano.
19. "Maganizo osasangalatsa pansi pa zipolopolo anandichititsa kuti ndibwererenso ku bafa ndikuwona zomwe ndachita pambuyo pake."
20. Kulengeza pa intaneti: "Munthu amene anali kuyenda pa sitima ndikusiya 6:30, ayankha, tikuyenera kusintha."
21. Pakukonzekera kadzutsa, ndikofunika kuti mutsegule maso anu kuti mazira onse ali poto.
22. "Mnansi wina m'chipindamo adabwera mofulumira kuchokera ku phwando, ndipo m'mawa adachedwa mofulumira. Mwachiwonekere, kutcha chingamu kuti atsitsimutse mpweya wake, sanapeze. "