Chaka chino, ogwiritsa ntchito intaneti anayambitsa maholide atsopano a Chaka Chatsopano. Chifukwa cha tweet yomwe ili pamwamba pa Dipatimenti Yoona za Ufulu wa Anthu ku United States, yomwe inayika chithunzi cha kukongoletsa Khirisimasi ku White House.
1. Momwemonso Melania Trump akuwonetsera zokondweretsa zokondweretsa.
Zakale "zokondweretsa" osati Achimereka okha. Dziko lonse lapansi linayamba kukhazikitsa collages, kudodometsa njira yoopsya, yomwe imakhala yofanana ndi njira yowopsya yopita ku gehena ndipo sizimayambitsa chisangalalo ndi chisangalalo cha Khirisimasi.
Michelle Obama vs. Melania Trump.
3. Wogwira ntchito ku White House, mofulumira, mapasa ochokera ku "Kuwala" sangakhoze kudikira kusewera nawe.
4. Jack Skellington akukwanira bwino mu khola lino.
5. Popanda kuzidziwa, Melania adalenga malo abwino kuti awononge mphamvu yakuda mu White House. Kapena kodi mwamunayo anachita zimenezo?
6. Ogwiritsa ntchito "Tweeter" adanena kuti zokongoletsera zonsezi ndizokonzekera maliro a demokarase ya ku America ...
7. Mwachionekere, chinthu chimodzi chikuchitika: "Zinthu zodabwitsa zimachitika" mu White House.
8. Patsikuli limalonjeza kuti likhale lowala ... apa pali ngakhale Dementors adadzikoka okha!
9. Penny yekha ndi mpira wofiira apa osakwanira.
10. Kuwala kumapeto kwa msewu ... sikuchitika nthawi zonse.
11. Musanyalanyaze. Mwachiwonekere, uyu ndi mlendo wolandiridwa ku White House.
12. Zinyama zonse zimakondwera ndi ntchito ya Melania. Ndikudabwa, ndipo kodi ndizovala zotani zomwe mlembi wa chilengedwe ichi chodabwitsa adzakondwerera Khirisimasi?
13. Zolengedwa za "Nkhondo za Nyenyezi" ziyenera kuganizira, mwinamwake mafelemu ochepa kuchokera ku gawo latsopano la saga ndipo ayenera kuwomberedwa pano?
14. Zokongoletsera ndi zabwino kwambiri kuti Penny ali ndi nsanje pang'ono. Poyang'ana kumbali ya White House yokongoletsedwa, nyumba yakeyi sizimawoneka bwino kwambiri.