Nthawi 20 pamene akalulu amachita ngati anthu ...

Akalulu amamvetsa chilichonse. Makamaka pamene ...

1. Munaiwala kuti mwachangu mumadula timapepala ndipo mumatentha nsembe.

2. Mukukangana, koma palibe njira yomwe yakhala ikuyendera bwino.

3. Mukukhala pa bar, pomwe mwadzidzidzi munawona "kanthu kakang'ono" kotalika.

4. Ndiwe nokha mukalasi yemwe alibe wokhala pa desiki.

5. Simukumva bwino pa phwando pomwe muli alendo ambiri, kotero mumayesa nthawi ina.

6. Mumakhala ozizira pansi ndikudzimva wina akunena dzina lanu.

7. Mudadzuka ndi cholinga chenicheni chopita kuntchito, popeza kuti lero ndi tsiku.

8. Mukung'ung'uza nyimbo yomwe mumaikonda, ndipo mnzanuyo anabwereranso kale kuposa momwe anakonzera.

9. Munabwerera kunyumba kuchokera kuntchito.

10. Mwawona bwenzi la anthu omwe simukufuna kuyankhula nawo, ndipo yesetsani kukhala osakayika ngati n'kotheka.

11. Mukutsutsana, koma, tsoka, zotsutsana zonse zatha.

12. Mumatsegula firiji maminiti asanu mu chiyembekezo kuti padzakhalanso zina zambiri.

13. Muli pantchito Lachisanu madzulo.

14. Mukuwona momwe hafu yanu yachiwiri ikuyendayenda m'chipinda, ndikuyankhula ndi munthu pa foni.

15. Mumabwerera kwanu mutatha phwando lokondweretsa ndikuzindikira kuti simukuzizira nthawi zonse.

16. Ndiwe waulesi kuyeretsa njira yopita kunyumba pambuyo pa chisanu.

17. Lachisanu usiku, zolinga zanu ndizowoneka payekha ndikumalira mtolo.

18. Mukuyesera kupanga selfie wamkulu, koma kulephera ntchito.

19. Bwenzi lanu limayamba kukumana ndi akale nthawi yachisanu ndi chiwiri ndikulumbira kuti "nthawi ino zonse zidzakhala zosiyana."

20. Kodi mumaganizira ngati pizza ina idzakhala yoposera.