Chaka chilichonse, akuluakulu amakhala osangalala poyembekezera tsiku lawo lobadwa . Kawirikawiri chikondwererochi chachepetsedwa kukhala phwando, kawirikawiri lero sichikumbukika. Imodzi mwa njira zowonetsera maganizo ndi kukongoletsa kwa mphatso. Mphatso yaikulu ndi mphatso yayikulu ikhoza kuwonetsedwa kumapeto kwa tchuthi, koma kuti tiyike usiku wonse ndikukhala ndi mphatso zopanda pake komanso zokondweretsa.
Zosangalatsa zamakono
Ngati mupita ku holide kwa mkazi, ndiye kuti muyenera kuganizira mozama za kuyamikira kwanu. Mphatso zokondweretsa zachisangalalo zingagwirizane ndi zosangalatsa zake, moyo wake kapena ntchito yake. Tiyerekeze kuti bwenzi lanu liri ndi zaka 45 ndipo "mkazi" uyu adziika kale kuti ndi mkazi wachikulire. Ndipo ndicho chifukwa chabwino kwambiri chomupatsira msuzi wothyola mvula!
Kwa munthu, zophiketsa mphatso za tsiku lakubadwa zingakhale mboni (phukusi la makondomu, ndudu ndi cognac) atakhazikitsidwa kapena gulu la masochists (mitsuko ya sera, zida zowonongeka kapena zowonongeka).
Kuzipangizo zamakono zonse za tsiku lakubadwa, mukhoza kuphatikizapo malingaliro osiyanasiyana, makapu kapena makalata. Zonsezi zimaperekedwa kwa zolinga zomwe zilipo ndi zotsatira za chaka chatha. Mungapereke mphatso zojambulidwa-kujambula, zimakonda kwambiri. Asodzi kapena osaka akhoza kuwonetsedwa ndi chida "kuti apulumuke" ndi kuyika chophika cha mphodza, botolo la vodka ndi masokosi ofunda pamenepo. Mofananamo, mukhoza kusonkhanitsa mphatso nthawi iliyonse.
Kujambula mphatso
Ngakhalenso mphatso zowonjezereka zingaperekedwe m'njira yoti zidzakumbukiridwe kwa nthawi yaitali. Mwachitsanzo, kongoletsani tsache lalikulu ndi chidole chakuda ndikuchipereka kwa bwenzi la tchuthi. Kwa agogo anga okondedwa kuti apereke "gulu la akatswiri ofufuza zinthu zakale" ndi kumanga uta waukulu ndi fosholo ndi rakes.
Kuphika mphatso kungakonzekere pasadakhale ndi kulemba ndakatulo zozizwitsa kapena kubwezeretsa nyimbo yotchuka. Tambani mkanda pamutu panu ndipo mudzidziwitse nokha ngati genie, ndikupatseni mwambowu kachidutswa kakang'ono kamene muli ndi zida zomwe zilakolako zalembedwa. Musanayambe, konzekeretsani mphatso za tsiku la kubadwa kwa aliyense (iwo akhoza kusewera mu loti ndi alendo). Ndiyeno malingaliro anu onse: mphutsi idzasandulika kukhala console yodabwitsa, botolo la laxative ngati mankhwala okhwimitsa, galimoto yoyendetsa galimoto monga ndege. Mphatso zozizwitsa zoterezi zidzakumbukiridwa kwa alendo onse ndi amene anayambitsa chikondwererocho kwa nthawi yaitali.