Azimayi kwa amuna akhala akuganiza kuti ndi zolengedwa zosamvetsetseka zochokera ku dziko lina, kotero n'zosadabwitsa kuti zinthu zina zomwe anthu sangathe kuzidziwa mulimonsemo.
Mu chisankho chodabwitsa cha akazi chidzawona zochitika zomwe aliyense amakumana nazo, ndipo amatha kutsegulira pang'ono chophimba cha dziko lapansi losadziwika ndi mamita mamiliyoni kuti amvetsetse zovuta za kugonana kwabwino!
1. Zotsatira za kukongola koopsa.
2. Kuwopsya ndi ululu wosaneneka, omwe ndi amayi okha omwe ali ndi tsitsi lalitali amatha kumvetsa.
3. "mabhonasi" osokoneza a thupi lachikazi.
Funso lopweteka kwambiri la kugonana kwabwino, pamene amapita ku chipinda chodyera mu masiku ofiira a kalendala.
5. Kuopa kuswa misomali potsegula zinthu zing'onozing'ono.
6. Wosatha "tangle" wa tsitsi lopangidwa ndi magalasi opambana, omwe anthu sangamvetse.
7. Kuyesayesa kopanda pake kuyika tsitsi ndi zotsatira zomvetsa chisoni pa tsiku lamphepo.
8. Nthawi ya chisangalalo chotsatira pambuyo pa mchira wa kavalo masana ndi zoopsya za mitundu yooneka pagalasi.
9. Kupanda phindu kuyesa ma jeans ophwanyika, omwe nthawi zambiri amatha ndi mabowo akuluakulu pa thalauza.
10. Ndi ndani mwa ife amene sanamenyane ndi tsitsi limodzi pamene akusamba, amene nthawi zonse amapeza njira "yobisika" yomwe sali yake.
11. Funso lachikhalire kwa opanga mapulogalamu onse: "Chifukwa chiyani magalasi amang'ambika kuchoka ku chiwong'onong'ono chaching'ono ndipo amafanana ndi zomangamanga!"
12. Nthawi yowopsa kwambiri ya moyo wazimayi imakhala mthunzi kapena phulusa.
13. Gwero lachikazi la zokondweretsa zakuthupi.
14. Kusagwirizana pa nkhani, zomwe zimadziwika ndi akazi okha.
15. Zovala zazikulu moyenera.
16. Kuwonongeka kwa magazi kosatha podulidwa kwambiri. Ndipo patapita ola limodzi kuchokera pa chilonda, mwazi umapitirizabe ((
17. Kuwonongeka kosalekeza kwasawoneka, komwe sikungathe kufotokozedwa.
18. Zochitika zodziwika kwambiri zomwe atsikana onse anakumana nazo.
19. Kupanda ntchito zopanda phindu kuti musapitirize "kudandaula".
20. Pitani ku sitolo yosungirako zodzoladzola, zomwe zimatha ndi kulengedwa kwa mbambande pamanja.
21. Ndipo kuyesera kopanda malire kumatulutsa nsidze.
22. Kuopa amayi nthawi zonse, kuwalimbikitsa, kuti kutayika kwa tsitsi 234 pa tsiku ndilokhazikika.
23. Kumva zolimba chifukwa cha mchira wamtambo wolimba kwambiri, womwe umapangitsa mutu kuwoneka ngati dzira.
24. Choopsya chachikulu mu moyo wa mkazi aliyense ndi gulu la tsitsi lophulika.