Ubale uli ndi mphamvu zowonjezera kukhala chizoloŵezi, kotero nthawi ndi nthawi amafunika kugwedeza mosavuta. Zingakhale zokondana zokhazikika, maluwa a maluwa kapena ...
... rally rally kuti theka lina adzakumbukire ndi kumwetulira nkhope yake kwa nthawi yaitali. N'zotheka kukumbukira chikondi chanu m'njira zambiri, koma amphona a misonkhanowu amakhulupirira kuti ndi bwino kuchita izi ndi kuseketsa. Ndipo ndi kovuta kukangana nawo. Nkhani zawo ndi zowona komanso zokondweretsa, ndipo chofunika kwambiri - theka lachiwiri sichidzaiwalika nthabwala ndi nthabwala.
1. Pamene mkazi achoka mumzinda, ndimasowa kwambiri. Masiku asanu ndi limodzi, pamene adachoka, ndinanena kuti madzulo ndimadya chakudya ndi amphaka, ndikuganiza kuti: si maganizo oipa ngati amenewa ...
2. Ndinkasamalira kamba ka mtsikana wanga ali pa tchuthi. Asananyamuke, anandiuza kuti ndisakweretse ziweto zanga ku vuto ...
3. Mtsikanayo anatumiza chithunzi kuchokera ku aquarium ya Dallas. Ndinamutumizira chithunzi pobwezera. Ndipo tsopano yesani kupeza kusiyana!
4. Ndizo zomwe zimachitika mukamalangiza mnyamata kutenga kamba kwa mkwatibwi.
5. Mkazi wanga sanafune kuchita chithunzi cha chithunzi cha pakati. Chifukwa ndimayenera kukonza wojambula zithunzi ndikumuchitira zonse.
6. Ndakwatirana sabata yatha, ndipo mkazi wanga anatipempha kuti tizitsatira kwambiri ndi bwenzi lake pa chithunzicho. Koma ine, ndondomekoyi imadzaza kwambiri.
7. Usiku watha ndinauza mnyamata yemwe amakonda "Coke" kuti ndimusankhe "Pepsi". M'mawa mu furiji ndinkayenera kuyang'ana chithunzi ichi.
8. Bukhu-banter "Kugonana pambuyo pa 40-a."
9. Mbaleyo adakwiya kwambiri kuti bwenzi lake silingathe kupita naye ku phwando la Halloween, choncho adaganiza zobwerera m'malo mwake ... ndi theka.
10. Chifukwa cha Khirisimasi, ndinagula mkanda kwa mkazi wanga. Wogulitsa m'sitolo anafunsa ngati atenge mphatso. Ndinaganiza pang'ono ndi kuvomereza, koma ndinamupempha kuti apange katundu woopsa kwambiri pa zonse zomwe adawonapo. Mnyamatayo sanataya mutu wake ndikutulutsa mpukutu.
11. Chithunzi cha mkazi wanga panthawi ya maluwa chinakhala chowopsya. Mwamwayi, ndikudziwa momwe ndingagwiritsire ntchito Photoshop pang'ono, ndipo tsopano zonse zikuwoneka zogwirizana pachithunzichi.
12. Ndinayamba kunjenjemera ndipo ndinavala chikondwerero cha Halloween, ndinapita ku mwana wanga wamwamuna kuchipatala, kenako ndinayamba kuyendetsa chisudzo pamsasa wa wailesi. Mkazi wanga anali kuntchito usiku womwewo, ndipo mbiri ya zithunzi za zomwe zikuchitika m'chipindamo zimabwera kwa iye pa foni. Ndimawoneka kuti ndili ndi magazi m'makutu anga, koma sindingathe kugulira masks atsopano.
13. Mkazi wanga anali atachedwa kuntchito lero, ndipo ine ndi khate langa tinaganiza zomusangalatsa pang'ono.
14. Zinandiwoneka kuti lero ndikuwoneka bwino kwambiri mpaka mnyamatayo akunena kuti ndikuwoneka ngati Patrick kuchokera kujambula za Bob's Sponge.
15. Ndinawuza mwamuna wanga kuti ndingamveke sutiyi pambuyo pake, ndipo posakhalitsa ananditumizira chithunzichi ndi signature "Shah ndi Math".
16. Eplvotch, yomwe ndinapatsidwa kuti ndikhale ndi Khirisimasi, ndinatayika, ndiye mnyamatayu adaganiza zondilimbikitsa ndikupatsanso njira yina, yomwe siidzakhala yotayika kwambiri.
17. Mkazi wanga adanena kuti ndikhoza kukongoletsa chipinda cha alendo kuti ndizikonda. Sindinayambe ndamvapo kufuula kwakukulu mmoyo wanga.
18. Posachedwapa mnyamatayu adandidabwitsa ndi chakudya chodabwitsa chamasana.
19. Anapempha mnyamatayu kuti anditumize chithunzi china chokongola.
20. Mkazi ankafuna chithunzi cha Khrisimasi cha banja. Mkazi wake analandira izo.
21. Ndinagula maluwa khumi ndi awiri kwa mkazi wanga pa Tsiku la Valentine, koma pazifukwa zina sakonda maluwa anga O_o
22. Ndayiwala zovala zanga zamkati, ndipo nditabwerera tsiku lotsatira, ndinakumana ndi kukhazikitsa koteroko.
23. Kalulu wa bwenzi amakhala ndi ine pamene ali kutali. Panthawi inayake, ndinkafuna kumutumiza izi. Kodi mukuganiza kuti adzasiya nyama pang'ono ndi ine?
24. Ndimakonda kuphika ndi mkazi wanga.
25. Mnyamata amakonda kupanga zithunzi zokongola ndi ine ...
26. Pa chifukwa china, mkazi wanga anamasulidwa pang'ono ndi tsiku lakubadwa kwake.
27. Ndinapempha mnyamatayo kugula mbatata zisanu ndi imodzi ...