Gehena weniweni wa munthu wangwiro!
Akatswiri a zamaganizo asonyeza kuti nthaŵi zambiri anthu amafalitsa zithunzi zomwe zimawavutitsa. Chinthu chokondweretsa kwambiri ndichokuti chidwi chawo chowonjezereka pazochitika zina zosasangalatsa, nthawi, makamaka kukwiya kwawo kumawonjezeka. Kotero, apa pali zitsanzo zowonjezereka za zomwe osakondwera ndikugawana.
1. Uwu ndi ulendo wanga woyamba wopita. Tinaika malo pawindo, ndipo tili ndi chiyani pamapeto?
2. Zakudya zokongola.
3. Zingakhale bwanji izi? Ndani anayesera kuchita izi?
4. Chivindikiro chachinsinsi.
5. Eya, ndadya chakudya chamasana.
6. Ngati muli ndi ambulera, izi sizikutanthauza kuti simungakhale mvula.
7. Pano pali, lamulo lachinyengo kapena Murphy mu ulemerero wake wonse.
8. Ndipo chiyani? Jeans woipa tsopano akudziwika bwino.
9. Zikuwoneka kuti wina waphunzira kulimbana ndi chiyero.
10. Kulenga zachilengedwe.
11. Kodi mulibe chibwibwi m'maso mwanu?
12. Eya-ayi ... Palibe mwayi wodzaza ndi ...
13. Ndipo ntchito yonse idawonongeka!
14. Kodi sikukukhumudwitsani pamene, pakati pa phunzilo, cholembera chikusiya kulembera ndipo nthawi zonse mumajambula?
15. Ndipo wina sangapange sitima ...
16. Eya ... Tsopano ndi mwayi.
17. Chabwino, simungathe kutaya makatoni ndikudzaza mpukutu watsopano?
18. Ndinasangalala kwambiri ndi ayisikilimu.
19. Ndi mtundu wanji wosayeruzika? Payenera kukhala 10 diamondi, osati 9!
20. Ndi chiyani chomwe chili chokongola mu kapangidwe ka-t-shirt?
21. Otsutsa onse alibe chisangalalo kuti mmodzi wa ana adaganiza kuti asagwirizane ndi dongosolo.
22. Ndipo kupundula uku kumadula maso Anga!
23. Inde, pali anayi okha m'banja lathu.
24. Musabwere kufunsa chomwe chimandikwiyitsa apa.
25. Mwinamwake tidzasunga chidebe chopanda kanthu m'firiji?
26. Winawake adasunga ndalama popanga pepala la chimbudzi.
27. Eya, apa ndikudya.
28. Palibe mawu. Kwa okonzeka, ichi ndivunda lenileni.
29. Mayi anga amadziwa momwe angandikwiyire.
30. Kodi simukuganiza kuti asanu ndi atatuwo adaganiza zopambana?
31. Wopanga zomangamanga, mothandizidwa ndi malo oopsya a khomo la khomo, anaganiza zobweretsa chinthu china?
32. Ndathetsa ludzu langa ...
33. Ndipo nchiyani, sichikhoza kuponyedwa pamphepete? Kodi mukuphwanya malamulo abwino?
34. Momwemonso anasonkhanitsira pamodzi "Fifa".
35. Osati kukonzekera.
36. Kodi mukuganiza kuti zenera limodzi ndi lalikulu kuposa lina?
37. magalimoto abwino.
38. Pamene udzu ukamaliza mafuta.
39. Wokondwa kapena woledzera akuwoloka.
40. Kodi n'zotheka kudzimva nokha mu chimbuzi chotere?