Ngati muli ndi mnzanu yemwe ali ndi Photoshop, muwope!
Kodi muli ndi zithunzi zomwe simungaganizireko pang'ono? Mwinanso muyenera kuchepetsa kuchuluka kwa ntchafu kapena kumeta mano anu. Mulimonsemo, munthu uyu amadziwa, chabwino, pafupifupi amadziwa momwe angachitire. Ndiloleni ndikuuzeni kwa James Friedman, joker. Ambiri amamutcha Mfumu ya Photoshop. Iye ndi mbuye wake wa bizinesi yake ndipo nthawizonse amasintha zithunzi, zozikidwa ndi zikhumbo za ofuna chithandizo. Chinthu chochititsa chidwi kwambiri chomwe chimachita izi ndi chimodzimodzi ndi amene amamufunsa. Tikukufotokozerani ntchito zingapo zomwe zidzakumbukiridwe kwa nthawi yaitali ndi makasitomala.
1. - James, moni! Ndipo ndiwoneni ine ngati kuti ndinagwira tsekwe iyi. - 1: 0
2. - Moni kuchokera ku Russia, James! Kodi mungapange mayi anga kuti akhale wamng'ono? - Inde, ndithudi.
3. - Chonde onetsetsani kuti nkhope yanga inali pa chithunzi choyamba. - Palibe vuto.
4. - Kodi mungatsimikizire kuti chibwenzi chathu, chomwe chili pakati, chinali chofanana ndi ife? - Wavomereza.
5. - Chitani kuti nkhope yanga ikhale yochepa kwambiri! - Ok.
6. - Hey, moni kuno, dude! Ndipo kusunthira, chonde, dona, izo kumbuyo kwanga, ndi kupanga chithunzichi kwambiri. "Tsopano ndiwe wotchuka kwambiri."
7. - Moni! Ndimakonda zithunzi zanu. Chonde, onetsani kuti mchimwene wanga akuphunzira bwino. - Palibe vuto.
Maphunziro apamwamba tsopano ali mfulu kwa Amerika onse.
8. - Moni! A sotrika-ka ndi chithunzichi cha zonyansa. - ndithudi.
9. - James, moni! Ndipo ndikupanga nkhope yanga yaying'ono kuposa nkhope ya chibwenzi changa? - Ndinatero.
10. - Chonde, yesetsani kuti mwana wanga ndi ine tiziyenda bwino kwambiri, ndipo kawirikawiri, amaoneka ngati ozizira kwambiri.
11. - Moni, James! Panthawi yomwe chithunzichi chinatengedwa, chibwenzi changa chinagwedezeka chifukwa cha kuwala kwa dzuwa. Tsopano zikuwoneka ngati akulira. Konzani izo. - Tsopano chifukwa sichiri dzuwa lowala.
12. - Moni, wokongola! Kodi mungathe kuchotsa mbuyanga? - Tsopano wanu wakale amasamukira ku chithunzichi.
13. - Moni, Jamie! Chonde onetsetsani kuti flamingo iyi siili kumbuyo kwanga. - Pano iwe upita.
14. - Moni, James! Ndikufuna kuti thupi langa likhale lokongola, kuti ndisakhale ndi manyazi kukhala ndi mkazi wanga. Posachedwapa ndagula zolembera ku masewera olimbitsa thupi. Zikomo pasadakhale. "Ndipo tsopano muli ndi thupi lotero."
15. - Ndipangeni kuti ndiwoneke ngati mnyamata woipa. "Tsopano usambe mpaka Mayi atabwera kunyumba."
16. - Moni, James! Kodi mungamusunthire munthu uyu kumbuyo kwanga? Zingakhale zabwino!
17. - Moni! Chitani kuti ndikhale ndi khofi m'manja mwanga, osati ndi zakumwa.
18. - Uthenga wanga udzakhala wosamvetsetseka komanso wautali, koma simungafanane ndi zithunzi ziwirizi. Kawirikawiri, kuchokera pa chithunzi choyamba, mutu kumanzere ayenera kusunthira ku wachiwiri. Chonde, chonde, ndikuyembekeza kuti mudzawona! Zikomo !!