Azimayi onse omwe amadziwa zowawa zawo amadziwa kuti amuna ndi kugula ndi maganizo osagwirizana.
Ndipo ngakhale "ang'onoang'ono" atakhala pachibwenzi kapena akudziimba mlandu (zochepa zomwe zinachitika tsiku lotsatira) mwaufulu amavomereza kulowa m'zipatala za hellish, malo awo amasonyeza kuti akumva zowawa zenizeni komanso kulapa panthawi yoyamba yomwe akhala pano.
Koma choipa kwambiri chikadali pang'ono ndipo amadziwa kuti kukhala yekhako sikungakhale koipa kwambiri! Musandikhulupirire? Ndiye yang'anani pa kusankha kwathu!
1. Koma makamaka panthawiyi iwo amatha kugonjetsa Everest, chabwino, osewera masewera a pakompyuta ...
2. Inde, ndi chiani chomwe wamulakwira kwambiri?
3. Zindikirani, mtundu uwu wa amuna umatanthauzira kuwonongeka!
4. Koma kuwonjezera pa zomwe zikuyembekezeredwa kuti zitsimikizire kuti "Kukongola uku kwakhala pa iwe kumangokongola!" Kapena "Ndiwe wabwino kwambiri pa zovala izi!"
5. Ora lachisanu ndi chimodzi la kugula ndi mkazi wake anali ...
6. Free WI FI - ngati utumiki wopulumutsa!
7. Tsiku la kugula latha usiku ...
8. Koma onse adalonjeza kuti adzawona!
9. Anyamata, tonse palimodzi ndife mphamvu!
Ndidzutse mawa ...
11. O, pamene ali mu dipatimenti yokhala ndi madiresi, ndili ndi ola la kugona kwathunthu!
12. Kuti kachiwiri, ndabwera ndi milomo pamoto?
13. Kodi mumapereka matumba ogona usiku?
14. Ngati sikungatheke kugona kwa Chaka Chatsopano ...
15. Munthu akugona, kugula ndi ...
16. Kodi simungachite chiyani kuti mukhale ndi chikondi komanso kudziimba mlandu?
17. Kodi muli pa msinkhu wotani? Ndadutsa kale 89 ...
18. Kodi ndimamukonda kwambiri?
19. Dude, gwiritsani ntchito malonda awa kapena kubwereza ...
20. Kodi mwanayo akuchita chiyani cholakwika?
21. Wozunzidwa woyamba wogula anagwa ...
22. Ndinaphunzira kugona phokoso la 100 dB!
23. Tsopano ndikudziwa pinki 40 yofiira pansi pa mayina!
24. Chinthu chachikulu ndikudzibwereza ndekha kuti ndimamukonda ...
25. Kugula ndilo loto langa lalitali kwambiri!
26. Pano, popanda zofunikira za kusinkhasinkha n'kofunikira. O, o, o!
27. Ndi atatu okha omwe anapulumuka!
28. Adadi, kodi mukukumbukirabe zomwe amai athu akuwoneka?
29. Zenizeni izi, kapena kodi ndiyambiranenso zonse?
30. Ndipo akunena kuti pazizindikiro za Khirisimasi zimachitika ...
31. Nthawi yotsatira ndikapepesa ndalama ...
32. Chiwerengero cha ozunzidwa chinagwa ...
33. Anyamata, inde, tatsala pang'ono kukhala mabwenzi kwa wina ndi mzake!
34. Gonani mwana, pindulani mphamvu ...
35. Mwinamwake wandiiwala ine mu mulu uwu?
36. Mdierekezi weniweni anandinyenga ine ...
37. Koma inu mukufunikira kuteteza chisokonezo. Chabwino, izo_zobwezedwa kwa akazi ena!
38. Kuyesa kuthawa ...
39. Ndipo pomwepo munthu wachitatu adaphedwa ...
40. Anyamata, kupulumutsidwa posachedwa - m'maola awiri sitolo imatseka!
41. Ndipo uwu unali tsiku langa lokha.
42. Ndipo pambuyo pake simukukhulupirira m'chikondi?
43. Mulole kuti mukhale okondwa, nyamayi, yemwe adagwirizanitsa masewero apa masewera apa!
44. Ngakhale kuti pansi pokha padzasintha - sindikusamala!
45. Chabwino, wokondedwa wanga, ndiyesa kuvala zovalazo ndikupita kunyumba nthawi yomweyo!