Ambiri ali ndi nkhani zokhudzana ndi kumwa mopitirira muyeso, ndipo nthawi zambiri zimakhala zomvetsa chisoni. Monga pempho la kulandira mwaulemu zakumwa zotentha - zosankhidwa zotsatirazi.
"Njoka ya Green" imatha kusintha kwambiri munthu, kuvumbulutsa mbali yake yamdima. Panthawi yaledzera mwayi wolowera muzidziwitso kumawonjezeka nthawi zina. Kudziwa kuti tiyenera kudziwa momwe zakumwa zakumwa zimathirizidwira zimakhutira ndi kusankha kwathu.
1. "Nditadzuka m'mawa, ndinayang'ana pa foni ndikuona chithunzi chomwe chinatumiza amayi anga kutsimikizira kuti wagona kale. Ndinakhalanso wotsimikiza kuti photoshop ndi mowa sizigwirizana. "
2. Ndikabwera kuchokera ku phwando ndipo sindingathe kuwononga sofa yopusa.
3. Nthawi zambiri maphwando amatha ndi chiwonetsero cha chidziwitso, chomwe chiyenera kumenyedwera ndi mautumiki achigawo.
4. Tusovka dzulo idatha kumenyana ndi dziwe lopanda phokoso lodzaza ndi matope, komanso m'nyumba. Kodi ndingasambe bwanji izi zonse tsopano?
5. "Ndinakhala bwino dzulo ndi abwenzi, ndipo kunyumba ndinkakonda kwambiri zokoma. Chotsatira chake, ndinatenga sopo kwa toffee. "
6. Phokoso lopambana kwambiri ndi lamisala ndi maphwando mu hostel ya ophunzira. Dzenje lotsekedwa ndi gawo laling'ono chabe la zomwe ziyenera kukhazikitsidwa.
7. Zinyama zimadziwanso zomwe zotsatira za kumwa mowa ndizo.
8. Wina akuyembekezera kuyerekezera kwakukulu kwa mmawa ndi kuyeretsa kwakukulu.
9. Ndi chifukwa chake, kukhala pansi pa digiri, nthawi zonse amafuna kukangana ndi munthu wina?
10. Pamene mwaledzera mutu wanu, pali malingaliro oposa mamiliyoni ambiri omwe amafunika kuti agwire mwamsanga.
11. Chithunzichi tsopano chikuwonekera pa khoma. Kutsiliza - musagulitsidwe, ngati muli muledzere.
12. Ndikudabwa kuti ndidaledzera nthawi yanji mowa kwambiri. Mukhoza kupeza ndalama zowonongeka.
13. "Pambuyo pa phwando, ndinaganiza zosonkhanitsa chakudya changa chamasana kuntchito kuti ndisataye nthawi m'mawa. Ndinkadziwa kuti mowa ukhala wolandiridwa. "
14. Kuphika, zomwe zimatsimikizira kuti muyenera kuchepetsa kumwa mowa.
15. Pa phwando la dzulo, bwenzi lake linasankha kukhala pampasa, lero adachotsedwa kuchipatala.
16. Munthuyu akuyenera kuleka kumwa mowa, chifukwa kugona pansi ndi chinthu chimodzi, koma pansi pa mateti ndi winanso.
17. "Nditachita kusamba nditapita ku bar, ndinang'amba chimanga, koma sichinandikhumudwitse, ndinalowa m'bwalo ndipo mwamsanga ndinapeza malo."
18. Anyamatawa ankafuna kumasuka mu mpweya wabwino komanso molimbikitsa. Anthu oyandikana nawo m'mawa adadabwa ndi chithunzicho.
19. Bamboyo anaganiza zopita ku phwando ndi mwana wake wamkazi, chifukwa chake papa adagonjetsa mpikisano "yemwe adzamwa zambiri," ndikuoneka kuti ndikukondwera nazo.
20. Pambuyo kumwa mowa pali njala yaikulu - yokonzeka kudya ngakhale pansi.
21. Mukamanong'oneza bondo zochita zomwe munachita poledzera.
22. Kumwa pamtsutso, komanso ngakhale ndi anthu - lingaliro loipa.
23. Chikhumbo cholowera ku zoo pa phwando la usiku chikhoza kutha ndi izi.
24. Ndikufuna kuwona nkhope za anyamatawa atadzuka pabedi lomwelo, komanso ngakhale akukumbatira. Chilakolako chomwa mowa chidzawonongeka kwa nthawi yaitali.
25. Izi zakhala zopanda malire. Ndiyenera kumwa mochuluka bwanji kuti ndisadziwe kuti ndataya ma prostate?
26. Pambuyo pa galasi lina la vinyo, wophika-yophika akhoza kuwuka mwa mkazi, zotsatira zake sizidziwika.
27. "Ife tinamwa ndi abwenzi, chotukukacho chinatha, ndipo tinaganiza zochotsa pizza mu uvuni. Ndibwino kuti moto sunayambe. "
28. Pano pali kufotokozera chifukwa chake ola lajisi silinayambe dzulo.
29. Izi ndizojambula zabwino zotsatsa malonda pansi pa mawu akuti "Musamamwe mowa pa gudumu."
30. Ndikudabwa ngati bwenzi lake lingaganize kuti ndikumunyoza kapena kum'letsa kumwa mowa?
31. Kumbukirani, lingaliro loipitsitsa pa phwando ndilolemba zojambula pamasewero anu omwe.
32. Powona izi m'mawa, mumamvetsa kuti ndi bwino kutchula tekesi.