Ngati mukufuna kuwona ndi kumvetsetsa chiyambi, ndiye pitani mumsewu kapena mutsetsere kumsewu wodutsa pansi, chifukwa nthawi ya hipsters yabwera. Kwa anthu awa, chidziwitso ndi kudziwonetsera nokha ndizoyamba.
Zimakhala zovuta kulingalira munthu wina woposa kulenga, omwe amapanga mbali zamakono zamakono. Antics awo akupitiriza kudabwitsa anthu, kuchititsa kumwetulira kwa wina, ndipo wina - kukwiyitsa, chinthu chachikulu ndikuti palibe amene amakhalabe wosayanjanitsika. Tikukuthandizani pang'ono kugwiritsira ntchito mafilimu, ndikupeza zomwe akufuna ndikuzichita.
1. Ndani amafunikira Rolex awa? Ndipotu, anthu ochepa okha adzawadabwa. Koma musamamvetsera wotchi yoteroyo, sizingatheke.
2. Ngati mumayiwala nthawi zonse magalasi kunyumba, ndiye kuti mukhoza kudzilemba nokha. Mwachibadwa, simunganene chilichonse.
3. Pamene anthu amakana kukhala zitsanzo zanu, mukhoza kuphunzitsa zinyama kupanga zithunzi zoyambirira.
4. Mnyamata uyu sachita mantha ndi pinki, kapena akuyankhula momasuka za zomwe amakonda.
5. Pamene muli weniweni watsopano komanso mukufuna kubwezera Motorola yanu yakale.
6. Nthawi zina kalembedwe ka ma hipster amatanthauza kusowa nsapato kwathunthu. Nanga bwanji za ukhondo?
7. Ntchito zambiri zimakhala zofunikira kwa zinthu zamakono, koma sieve ndi chipewa chophatikizidwa ndizowopsya.
8. Kodi mulibe headphones ambiri? Koma izi sizikumveka bwino.
9. Izi ndizolembedwe mwachindunji kwa hipsters, ndipo zimakulimbikitsani kutumizira mafayilo ofunikira ku matepi a kanema, chifukwa chilengedwe sichimvetsetsa konse.
10. Osewera ndi mafoni? Ayi, sindinatero. Ndi njira iyi yokha yomwe mungasangalale ndi nyimbo zomwe mumakonda.
11. Nthiti ndi mavupulu ndizo zonse, koma pano inunso muyenera kulingalira za momwe mungatulukire nokha.
12. Mu chovala ichi, mutha kupikisana ndi amayi ambiri amakono omwe ali ndi amayi osowa.
13. Ulesi ndi chiwongoladzanja cha moyo wa azinji ambiri, ndipo apa pali chitsimikizo chowonekera.
14. Ndi chiyani chinanso chomwe mungachite, pamene mukugwira ntchito mu ofesi yopuma, ndipo kodi zinthu zosaoneka sizikondweretsa konse?
15. Simukufuna kukula masharubu, kapena samangokula? Kenaka dzigulireni nokha zoterezi.
16. Kutengerapo, komwe kumathandiza kutuluka kwa imvi yambiri, ndipo kwa iye ziribe kanthu kuti mafuta amatha bwanji masiku ano.
17. Ndizo chifukwa cha zithunzi zoterezi zomwe mungathe kudziwa kuti mzere pakati pa azimayi ndi anthu opanda pokhala ndi wosawonekera.
18. Chinthu chofunika kwambiri kwa hipster palibe chikhazikitso, chomwe chimakhala chowoneka bwino.
19. Kumangokhalira kudodometsa ndikuyenda bwino galu, ndipo sikungatheke kuzindikira chinyama chotero.
20. Kodi ndani amene amafunikira magetsi operewera ndi maginito, pamene pali telescope yoyesedwa nthawi?
21. Chifukwa cha kugwiritsa ntchito luso lachidziwitso, mukhoza kupeza zinthu zoyambirira - mabotolo monga mawonekedwe a babu.
22. Izi zikhoza kukhala zoposa zowonjezera, kapena kuti analibe ndalama zokwanira kugula magalasi atsopano.
23. Kodi mumadabwa kwambiri? Ndipo ichi ndi chophweka chophweka cha nthochi. Koma chotukukacho nthawi zonse chiri pafupi.
24. Amamiliyoni akulota malo oterowo, ndipo okhawo omwe amawopa sakudziwa kuwongolera.
25. Amayi sanamvetse kumene anapita, ndipo mwanayo adasankha mphete zatsopano.
26. Chithunzi chomwe kale ndi panthawiyi zinasonkhana. Ndikudabwa kuti ali ndi njinga iyi?
27. Muyenera kukhala okonzeka komanso odzidalira nokha, kugulitsa mabokosi akale a mtengo wotero.
28. Mpanda wosweka ndi mwayi waukulu wopanga skateboard yapadera, ndipo mukhoza kuyendetsa pamodzi, ngakhale atatu a ife.
29. Pamene muli ndi chikondi chenichenicho ndipo simunabwere ndi njira ina, momwe mungasonyezere.
30. Tsopano ngati sikunali kusindikiza "chitsa", zingakhale zovuta kumvetsa mtundu wa chionetserocho.
31. Hipsters ndi apadera ngakhale pa zokonda za chakudya, mwachitsanzo, mwazi ndi zoperekera kuchokera ku spaghetti.
32. Zikuwonekeratu kuti mnyamatayu ndi munthu, ndipo, mwachiwonekere, mtundu wa buluu ndiwo mtundu wake wokondedwa.
33. Pangani dzina la galimoto yatsopano, yomwe njinga yamoto ndi sutikesi imagwirizana.
34. Mphanda wotalika kwambiri - chofunika kwambiri kwa chiwombankhanga cha kulenga.
35. Pamene inu mukuwona kuti zenizeni ndizoyamba, ndipo ziribe kanthu zomwe ena amaganiza.