Pano mumagula tikiti ya ndege ndipo musaganize kuti ndani angakhale mnzako.
Amene akudziwa, mwinamwake adzakhala munthu wachikulire wokalamba yemwe, posakaniza kwake, sadzakulolani kugona bwino, kapena, mwinamwake, pafupi ndi inu mukhala mnyamata wokongola, yemwe akufuna kusungunuka. Koma n'zotheka kuti mnzako sangakhale munthu konse. "Ndiye ndani?!", Mumapempha mu liwu lodandaula. Tsopano fufuzani!
1. Msewu wamakono wambiri, omwe anthu onse amawakonda.
Mwa njira, maulendo onse asanu ndi awiri akuthawa mwamuna uyu wokongola akuyang'ana nthawi zonse podutsa, ndipo osapanga pang'ono.
2. Kwa inu wokondedwa kwanu ndi kamba, ndipo wina kunyumba amakhala kuno akugunda mordaha.
Kodi inunso mumaganiza kuti amasangalala chithunzichi? Musanene kuti simunadabwe ndi lingaliro lakuti nkhumbayi ili ndi pasipoti.
3. Ndipo uyu ndi gulu laling'ono. Zoona, maonekedwe ake samawopsyeza aliyense, koma, mosiyana, amachititsa kumwetulira.
Mbusa wina wa ku Germany dzina lake Kiddi akuuluka panyumba. Anachoka ku US Marine Corps. Pokwera paulendowu, anthu onse adamuyamikira chifukwa chogwira ntchito mwakhama kwa zaka 12.
4. Agalu angakhale ndi lingaliro lawo la momwe angadziŵe ndi anansi awo.
Tiyerekeze kuti wakuda (yemwe ali kumanzere) akufunsa bambo wokongola kwambiri (yemwe ali kudzanja lamanja): "Hey, bambo, kodi mukufunikira kuwuluka koopsa?" Ndipo wotsirizayo anayankha kuti: "Palibe zambiri. Ndipo iwe? ". "Ndipo izo zikuwoneka kwa ine kuti ine sindidzafika ku chimbudzi tsopano chifukwa cha mantha," Chernenko amavomereza.
5. Kodi mukuganiza kuti ndi galu womvera kwambiri padziko lapansi?
Tawonani momwe aliri wodekha! Izi zimapangitsa kuti munthu azikhala wokoma pambuyo pa kuthawa kwake.
6. Inde, inde, koala iyi ikuuluka m'kalasi yoyamba.
Zoonadi, chithunzi ichi chikupempha siginecha "Iye amadziŵa kalasi yoyamba. Ndipo mwakwaniritsa chiyani? ".
7. Tangoganizirani zokhazokha zomwe anthu othawa.
Mwachitsanzo, iyi Turkey. Ndiyenera kunena kuti wokhala pambali pake alibe mwayi "wokhala naye pafupi.
8. Mukawona chonchi ichi simungathe koma kumwetulira.
Tangoganizirani kokha kuti mwathera pansi, ndipo galu amamveka kuchokera m'thumba la mnzako. Gwirizani kuti mukufuna kutenga milf iyi.
9. Uyu ndiye Daniel. Inde, iye ndi drake ndipo ayi, simukusowa kumutcha Donald Duck. Iye amadana nazo.
Mwa njirayi, mbalameyi ili m'gulu la zinyama zomwe zimapereka chithandizo chamumtima kwa wodutsa, ndipo ngakhale ali ndi kalata yoyenera (ESAN). Komabe, kunyamula ziweto kumaloledwa ndi lamulo la America okha.
10. Chabwino, nchifukwa ninji zinyenyeswa zoterezi zimatengedwa mu thumba lachikwama? Chifukwa chiyani sangathe kukhala m'manja mwa mbuyake? Ndi kulemekeza kotani!
Yang'anani kokha pa mwana uyu ndipo pitirizani kuleka kunena kuti simumasuka kuwuluka kapena mpando wanu sungakhale wabwino kwa inu.
11. Ayi, musanene kuti simukukonda spinxes.
Atakhala pachifuwa cha mbuye wake, iye, zodabwitsa, akuwoneka wodekha.
12. Galu uyu wotchedwa Belzei ndi wotchuka kwambiri, choncho sizosadabwitsa chifukwa chake amamera kalasi yoyamba, komanso ngakhale mpando wapadera.
Mwa njira, iye ndi munthu wovomerezeka wa Shopesi ya Bellaise.
13. Wina akutumiza turkeys, anyamata ena, ndi nyama ya munthu ndi cheetah yokoma.
Mungathe kupenga (mwabwino kwa mawu), mutatha kuona mwana wokoma wotereyo ali wamoyo.
14. "Ndipo iwe unamangirira?" - Diso ili liri ndi chidwi pano.
Kuyang'ana galu uyu, zikuwoneka kuti musanayambe mwatsatanetsatane mbuye wanu.
15. Ayi, ayi, simukuwoneka. Mu kanyumba kameneka mumatha kuwuluka makoka.
Kumayambiriro kwa chaka chino, nyuzipepalayi idawona zambiri zomwe Prince of Saudi Arabia inatenga a Hawk 80 (!) Ali naye pa ndege. Komanso, mbalame iliyonse ili ndi pasipoti komanso tikiti yosiyana.
16. Umu ndi momwe kugwirizanitsa kwenikweni kwa munthu kwa bwenzi lake la mapazi anayi kumawoneka.
Mwa njira, awiriwa agona monga chonchi kwa maola awiri. Ngati uku si chikondi, ndiye bwanji?
17. Ndipo galu uyu wathanzi ali pabwalo lapadera.
N'zoona kuti anthu oyandikana naye sangathe kukhala pano. Ndipotu, si aliyense amene angakwanitse kubwereka ndege yapadera. Koma nkhani ya galu uyu imakhudza zakuya kwa moyo. Mwachidule, adachotsedwa kwa eni ake a pamapiri, omwe sanadye chakudya chabwino kwa iwo kwa milungu ingapo ndikumuletsa kuti asakhale achikhalidwe. Mwamwayi, iwo adapeza atsopano. Mayi wa mmodzi mwa anthu odziperekawa amagwira ntchito ku kampani yopereka ndege. Anakwanitsa kuvomereza pa kayendetsedwe ka nyama ndi woyendetsa ndege, amene, monga momwemo, anali ndi mtima wa golide. Mwamwayi, anavomera kuti abweretse labrador ku dziko lapafupi.
18. Zikuwoneka kuti izi sizikusemphana ndi kusewera ndi iwe.
Inu simungatsutse kumukana iye, sichoncho inu?
19. Pa bolodi limodzi panali katchi ndi mwana wachinyamata.
O Mulungu! Moni! Ndege iyi imadalitsidwadi.
Zikuwoneka kuti awiriwa sakhala adani.
20. Ndikudabwa ngati iyi ndiyo ndege yoyamba yolenga cholengedwa choterechi?
Samalani ndi mikanda yokongola iyi kangaroos yokongola.
21. Ndipo galu uyu mwina ndi wodutsa mumlengalenga
Ndizodabwitsa!
Mnyamatayu mwachiwonekere ali ndi mwayi wokhala naye pafupi.
22. Nthawi yovutayi pamene mudya chotupitsa chanu ndipo mwadzidzidzi mukuzindikira kuti wina akukuyang'anirani.
"Moni, dude. Inu simukundidziwa ine, kapena ine. Koma izo zimasintha mfundo kuti inu mumangoyenera kundigawira ine zokometsera zanu zokongola. Zoona, musaganize kuti ndine wonyada. Ndikulonjeza, maola angapo ndikugawana nanu chakudya chokwanira. "
23. Palibe zodabwitsa. Mwachidule, woyendetsa ndege nthawi zonse amayenda ndi mphaka wake.
Iye ndi wokongola kwambiri moti akufuna kukhala woderera kuposa madzi, kuti asasokoneze tulo lake.
24. Ndipo makutu awa ali ndi ndege yoyamba monga wothandizira oyendetsa ndege.
Koma zikuwoneka kuti sali wokondwa ndi ulendo umenewu.
25. Ndipo ndani akunena kuti penguin siuluka?
Yang'anani kokha pa mbalame yokongolayi ndi yokhazikika.
26. Ndi mwayi waukulu kwa okwera ena kukakumana ndi mkulu wa ndege.
Mwamwayi, ndi galu wotchedwa Bentley, amene mbuyake anakonzeratu sutiyi.
27. Kodi mumakhulupirira m'chikondi poyang'ana poyamba?
Kapena galu uyu amayamba kukonda, kapena amagona ndi maso.
28. Inde ichi ndi Jedi wanzeru kwambiri komanso wamphamvu kwambiri pa nthawi yake! Yoda, kodi ndiwe?
Yoda?
Mwa njira, apa pali lingaliro lalikulu la suti ya galu ya Halloween.
29. Koma ponyamu yotchedwa Yablochko imapereka chithandizo chamumtima kwa mbuye wake.
Kotero tsopano palibe chodabwitsa chifukwa wina amalowa mumtunda kapena chimanga.
30. Tiyembekezere kuti mohnetic ili bwino.
Zikuwoneka, kapena kodi amawopa kwambiri ku moyo wake? Mnyamata wosauka ... Ziphuphu sizowona zake.